That’s an interesting looking gun. Is that a .22lr with a suppressor or do you just have huge hands and an unusual muzzle break?

And why do you need a gun to get eggs? Are you shooting these chickens off their laying spots? Haha

This motherfuckef over here flexing their eggs like it’s a goddamn drug bust. Hahah

I love it.

A WHOLE AVOCADO? In this economy???

Edit: I feel like should clarify because avocados are like 4 bucks a pop here.

I want a machine that works me out while I sleep. I’m talking full body ripped (to my desired levels) all while I get my sleep for the night.

Just electrically stimulate my muscles constantly while keeping me in a deep sleep for 8 hours straight please.

I wanna wake up every morning feeling like I just left the gym after a solid full body work out.

It’s referencing a game called balatro which looks like this:

The joker cards in the game are known to look a little goofy and many of the JD Vance edits look kinda like jokers.

I miss when I would wake up and check the news and nothing particularly crazy was going on. Like you would click on the TV and they are talking about a zoo that recently got a baby giraffe or something.

As an F1 fan I’m sure I’ll have issues with the technical details but I look forward to at least being moderately entertained. We shall see.

Why is it always the voids that do this? I’ve had so many cats in my life and it’s always the voids that come inside with cobwebs on their heads.