Easy mistake to make. No, this is actually about the Margaritaville guy

Poor little guy just looks lonely and needs someone to hold him and pet him

Wait—that wasn’t intentionally hitler?

That’s for your more combat focused type of witches and warlocks. Nothing more intimidating to your enemies than a cackling female hyena with a fully-erect pseudopenis

Bit of a misnomer honestly

Well if he shot himself then he was clearly both

God I would love a remake of Resistance. Just another game trapped on the ps3

We don’t get many Hood products where I am but every once in a while their eggnog will show up during the holidays and holy shit both their gingerbread eggnog and pumpkin spice eggnog are fantastic

Alien and Aliens FTW but also I loved this movie! I love all three. First is the best one, but this is the first sequel that actually felt like a direct sequel in tone and style and worthy follow up to the original. Aliens is an amazing movie and I love it, but it is a totally different feel from the original.

”Disney Legal Team Argues that Agreeing to the Terms & Conditions of Their Streaming Platform Releases The Company of Any and All Potential Liability in Political Assassination”

Very much nottheonion material. Something like

”Disney Legal Team Argues that Agreeing to the Terms & Conditions of Their Streaming Platform Releases The Company of Any and All Potential Liability in Shellfish Poisonings”

China makes their fake cooking oil out of sewage

Is that the horse that he offered to that airline attended as payment to fuck him after he pulled out his penis in front of her on the plane? They liquidated that horse?

Looks like the salmon fell off the nigiri

Hear hear. For better or for worse those opossum memes really resonate with me

Dallas, Austin, or Houston?

Man I just seriously do not care for Kevin Hart in anything… there’s such an oversaturation of him right now and I really don’t understand why… I just don’t think he’s funny, at all. No shade on people that like him, honestly, but I just can’t stand him and don’t get the appeal

Literally everything she listed there except life/death has gradients. Like does she not realize that words like Day, Night, Hot, Cold, are all just terms humans applied to describe something? Has she not heard of cool, warm, dusk, dawn, twilight, noon, afternoon, evening, morning?

The Legend of Zluda

Like is he aware that she’s not one of his employees? This just seems like such an out of pocket thing to say