A really lovely family of mice lives in there

X-files theme plays

Who said you can’t have sex with it?

Don’t forget boobies and cocks

What’s the name for that sensation that’s somewhere between a taste and a smell but it’s mainly at the back of my mouth near the throat and good food can have it in bad ways for some reason

AGAIN???

Lmao not that I know of, but it would fit his track record

You say that as if there’s a good explanation. People slip through smaller cracks then that all the time

Why do you assume he was naked. I kind was imagining a frat party scenario where Epstein and a bunch of other are watching and cheering and everyone is blackout drunk

And all this before he offers to impregnate her!

The sharpest plow in the boy

Onlyfans

Just you wait until that Linux phone gets going

I thought vaporwave was out

Foreign lord

Well and Jesus for that matter

I’ve been wanting to set up something like this for a while. Have any guides or a good place to start?

I remember something where Tina Fey wrote a bit on SNL parodying swift and someone interviewed Taylor and she said something to the effect of “as Barbara Walters says there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women” about Fey in regards to a pretty gentle and innocuous comedy bit. Which was funny because Barbara Walters was a shitty person who broke down other women too. I honestly think Swift isn’t super different from Kanye. They’re both rich, self-obsessed assholes who have zero sense of humor about themselves and zero real-world awareness. A lot of people have known she was a piece of shit for a long time but if you ever said anything about it you were called a liar, sexist, jealous, or we’re just doxxed by swifties

He brought them in to help him find his keys

Okay that’s kind of hilarious. Absolutely vile, evil guy but I’m not going to hold that one against him. Just wish I’d thought of it first