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Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I’m convinced we just haven’t found the right seasoning.
By the logic of this graph the Earth is slightly more tasty than the moon, yet the moon is made of cheese. Explain that, XKCD.
the earth contains sparse pockets of cheese, such as France. An entire celestial object of cheese would be overwhelming
We don’t know if the earth isn’t actually tasty, maybe the sum of all the tasty parts outweighs the taste of molten rock and dirt
“Hyperbolic” this, “logarithmic” that, I’m here to propose a radical new theory: all spheres are tasty, your mouth just isn’t big enough to have the right tastebuds for the larger ones
I bet you could find 800-meter comet made out of ice. I would argue that the water tastes “ok”.