This breaks https://cuberule.com/
I never not scroll to the bottom of this one. But honestly the singular best part of the entire site is the build-up towards a grand unification theory of carb-based foods…
The promise to “identify any food purely by the location of structural starch”…
The excitement at scrolling to see the first scientifically-accurate examples of toast…
And being greeted with this utter madness…
It’s a delight, for sure.
Just wish I’d seen it sooner
Ptsch, that’s just a more complicated to way to eat 1.5 sandwiches
This will only result in humans developing a split lower jaw, like some kind of monster from resident evil or some form of alien life. Oh god, the humanity!
Wouldn’t an open face sandwich be the logical “first step”?
thats how the russians typically made sandwiches.
We’re also ones who possess the key to the sacred art of truly savoring a sandwich.
The secret is vodka and pickles right?
No, it’s from this old cartoon
When you eat sandwich the usual way - you mainly taste the bread. When eating russian sandwich (without top) upside down - you place meat, salami, sausage, cheese, etc. directly on your taste buds.
It is silly, but it does feel tastier.
Gimme a Tesseract Taco.
I want a hypercube ham and cheese
The Taccoract
Fucking genius.
Humanity has been enlightened by Flex Mex for at least ten years meow: https://youtu.be/GTwrVAbV56o
That sandwich is lacking in ingredients
3-food
This is a Defqon.1 logo
Triangle vajaja
A spherical sandwich is just a meat pie
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How many sandwiches are in a salad?