Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.
I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.
Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn’t enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.
Some guys really have self-confidence issues.
No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.
Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I’m beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!
There’s no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don’t gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.
This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess
How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.
Methinks projection from you, friend
