Oeuf is French for egg. “Un oeuf” sounds like “enough”

We have some like that in England, for example a Frenchman only ever carries one egg because an egg is un oeuf

That would be Blackburn Rovers but that’ll get you beaten up by ME!

In all seriousness you’ll be fine either way. I do recommend a match, it’s a different experience to American sports and it’ll be a useful small talk opportunity. Otherwise you’ll have to talk about the weather all the time.

Welcome! Do you have a football team already or are you going to support Bastard Rovers?

I’m actually happy to see Truss lining up with Farage. I know some people like big Nige but I haven’t met a single person who has a positive thing to say about Liz Truss. Hopefully she drags him down with her

Why won’t you send me your private key? Don’t you trust me? 🥺💔😭

I remember a lot of effort being put into teaching us to stop, drop and roll if we were ever on fire. Kinda thought that knowledge would have been put to the test by now, but I haven’t even been on fire once!

If it’s offensive to somebody else and upsetting them, yep. Delete.

If it’s only bad because it’s embarrassing to you, no. Own it.

PREGANANANT

People over here are starting to get the perfect bright white teeth that America popularised now. I hate it, looks so fake. We derisively call it “Turkey teeth” because they often fly to Turkey to get it done on the cheap.

I’ve argued with litterers before and it goes along the lines of “it’s already messy, everyone’s doing it”. Same sort of excuses you get from cheaters and such. I don’t mean to go all edgy Joker but there’s probably things you and I do that are a problem but we don’t see it because everyone else does it too. Eating meat and emitting tons of co2 for example.

Yep that’s the one. It was on the taskbar so significantly smaller than it looks here. I think he thought the lightning bolt was the beaks.

Sometimes late at night I squint my eyes to look at the icon and, for a fleeting moment, I can see two penguins.

One time I heard a colleague called the settings/gear icon in Windows a flower. I’ve also heard somebody refer to the PuTTY icon as “the two penguins”

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way?

I remember thinking they probably just found actors who wanted to die anyway

I just clap on my doorstep like a true philanthropist

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch