Looks like I forgot some details (such as that I used to voluntarily use a Mac and that I was obsessed with Cracked.com; I have no idea why I had a NASA page open), but here you go.

By the way, I cropped this image from the original full-screen screenshot in case I was missing any identifying information that was on display, but you might be amused to know that the last tab I had open was “How to Take a Screenshot on a Mac.”