• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Yeah, but that one time as a kid i had an electic toothbrush. Took it to a sleepover. Went off in bag. Others joking about it being a vibrator.

    Manual toothbushes are cheaper, simpler, and not embarrasing at sleepovers

    • “Nah throwers don’t worry about bags that tick because modern bombs don’t tick. If it’s vibrating, though, we gotta check it out. 9 times out of 10 it’s just an electric toothbrush. But sometimes… Looks around sometimes… It’s a dildo.”

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        7 days ago

        Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo