“big asf” hurts. It should be “big AF”, “big as fuck” or I’ll even allow “big as F”, but pick a lane.
big age sex focation
Don’t put them too far away otherwise people might think the house is inhabited by two one legged amputees
“I’m sure they have plenty of good stuff to steal, with all that extra money they are saving on shoes!”
Lol I never thought about this.
An amputee missing his right leg walks into the bar, sees an amputee missing his left leg.
“Hey dude what shoe size are you?”
“11.5, why?”
“No way me too! You want all my rights? I’ll trade for your lefts!”
I’m going to hell for this for at least a few weeks, but don’t you mean “hops into a bar”?
Hehe yeah I thought it as I typed it but decided to use walks anyway.
An older pro-tip from my elderly aunt:
If you are a single woman living alone, purchase a used pair of the biggest boots you can find. Get them work-dirty, and leave them outside the door. Strangers knocking will think twice before pushing their way in.
I’ll just sell you my old ones. I have enormous feet.
“big asf” with tiny feet
Smaller the better - more creepy, more likely you just stepped into the home of slenderman
