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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

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With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    cough

    Stationery.

    cough

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      A thrown paper airplane is moving stationary.

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        Can you calculate its mass?

        • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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          guessian ex-strap-on distro says your neo airbus weighs 2.2 tons

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      if the letter is for dad, it’s relative

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    If you post it, note they really stick it to you

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    For those who don’t get it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stationery

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