• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18 days ago

    People ask guys if they’re into tits or ass.

    My answer has always been the same.

    Legs.

    Fit legs?

    You’re not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn’t.

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      18 days ago

      Clicked your link and was saying “it’s gotta be… It’s gotta be… It’s gotta be” over and over while my dogshit phone loaded YouTube. Genuinely fist pumped when it did. What a tuuuuune!!!

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        17 days ago

        Some of us Millenials do unironically appreciate the greats of Boomer era music, hehe.

        I threw ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’ into another comment about … I think one of the inciting comments included the phrase ‘massive milkers’ at some point, hahaha.

        I honestly wonder what would happen if you played a Gen Z or A ‘the Lemon Song’ for the first time rofl.

        But yeah I hadn’t realized ZZ had remastered Legs in 08 apparently, it does sound more detailed than what I remember from a cd version in the 90s.

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              13 days ago

              I wasn’t very clear with that. I just meant 3 boobs are better than 2. I agree with you though haha. Although, an extra arm could be useful.

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                13 days ago

                I’m just trying to be punny and lewd at the same time =P

                But yes, I do agree that a third limb with grasping abilities would be useful in general, in many situations.

                Oh wait… oh no. That means…

                Catgirl has entered the chat

                Catboy has entered the chat

                Run, they’re in heat!