I realize this may get me banned from the entire internet. I realize he’s beloved.

BUT THOSE ARE ALWAYS THE WORST ONES.

I’m probably wrong. I hope I am. I’m not saying it’s true. I’m literally only saying what I’m saying, which is that every time I’ve watched interviews with him (e.g. on Conan), he gives me the willies a little bit.

Edit: Just realized “gives me the willies” is an unintentional pun. Giving 10/10 points to myself retroactively.