I believe ‘crabs’ used to mean an std at some point, but I don’t remember which one. And as we all know, sexual knowledge of all kind is scary stuff, so… Oooooh, protect the kids!
OMFG I’m old. Yeah, pubic lice are tiny insects (lice) that live on your junk. VERY itchy, otherwise harmless.
Got 'em once and then they came back a couple of months later. Slept in my dad’s guest room after his best friend. Didn’t even get laid!
Anyway, once internet porn became a thing everyone started shaving their pubes. That was mostly the end of 'em. Saw a crazy story out of Britain where people were volunteering to host them, keep the species alive for study.
If you catch these rare creatures, like a Pokemon from hell, you need nothing special to kill 'em off. I read the ingredients on a bottle of lice shampoo, nothing more than bug spray (pyrethrins) mixed with shampoo. Shave your junk, mix household bug spray into shampoo, wash every bit of your clothes and bedclothes in hot, soapy water, done. Use pyrethrins! I cannot vouch for any other shit you find in your cabinets!
Idk the fuck you want. We already have gooner brains thanks to unregulated AI use. And news of the creepy shit facebook is pulling off. It’s the parents who are explicitly expected to teach them that stuff. If not, then a sex ed teacher. You can’t just let them get whatever NSFW stuff they want, it’s proven to ruin brains.
I believe ‘crabs’ used to mean an std at some point, but I don’t remember which one. And as we all know, sexual knowledge of all kind is scary stuff, so… Oooooh, protect the kids!
Uh, crabs means crabs bruh
Pubic lice.
Public Ice was my rap name in the 90s.
Right, part of Pubic Enemy, weren’t you?
Fuck the po’ lice.
OMFG I’m old. Yeah, pubic lice are tiny insects (lice) that live on your junk. VERY itchy, otherwise harmless.
Got 'em once and then they came back a couple of months later. Slept in my dad’s guest room after his best friend. Didn’t even get laid!
Anyway, once internet porn became a thing everyone started shaving their pubes. That was mostly the end of 'em. Saw a crazy story out of Britain where people were volunteering to host them, keep the species alive for study.
If you catch these rare creatures, like a Pokemon from hell, you need nothing special to kill 'em off. I read the ingredients on a bottle of lice shampoo, nothing more than bug spray (pyrethrins) mixed with shampoo. Shave your junk, mix household bug spray into shampoo, wash every bit of your clothes and bedclothes in hot, soapy water, done. Use pyrethrins! I cannot vouch for any other shit you find in your cabinets!
The beaver is only on the endangered list. Not yet extinct.
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Idk the fuck you want. We already have gooner brains thanks to unregulated AI use. And news of the creepy shit facebook is pulling off. It’s the parents who are explicitly expected to teach them that stuff. If not, then a sex ed teacher. You can’t just let them get whatever NSFW stuff they want, it’s proven to ruin brains.
Specifically, crab lice.
It was crabs.