Otters are apex predators simply because they have the ability of tactical genius working in strike group squads. If you’ve ever seen the videos of them taking down and drowning crocodiles, then you know. They are not omg adorbs so cute!! They can and will destroy you. Walking navy seal copypastas.

“… And in otter news!”

Alright, Florida Man, you’re up.

Call, Raise, or Fold?

Could you please edit the post to have the NSFW tag checked. Thank you (:

That otter make her think twice.

That otter leave a mark!