• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The funny thing is that the AI the company uses to sort resumes decided this was by far the best candidate due to length of experience.

  • Bread@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Nah, gotta spice it up a bit more with some fancy bullshit wording.

    1997-1998: Started existence and gained motor functioning skills.

    1998-2001: Increased fine motor skills and started learning a language.

    2002-2014: Pursued Higher education to learn how to be most beneficial to the workforce.

    2015: Became an Executive Financial Handler. Job included bridging the gap between Customers and Company to achieve mutual benefit.

    2015: After mastering financial connections, began learning the finer arts of Bread and Pastery development to bring joy to the local orphanages.

    2015-2019: Was contracted into the private sector to perform highly confidential work. Unfortunately, details cannot be shared.

    2020: Ready to start a new career for a great company using all previously mastered skills. The diversity of knowledge makes for an extremely valuable team member.

  • Th4tGuyII@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Listing your childhood as a job??

    It’s so simple, why did nobody think of this before!?

    Such a megamind is beyond our understanding