• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Just tell them it’s temporarily broken. Edit- that also works on kids.

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      3 months ago

      You mean feline rights. Those stipulate a bunch of additional stuff, like the right to own human servants, and “scent dibs” which grants the right to appropriate any piece of property by rubbing it with the chin, body, or tail.