Let them eat cake.

They’re at least in one US state because I’ve seen it while driving down the road.

We can’t stand for this!

We need to do the same but better, faster, using rockets created by German scientists!

Heelys are still a thing, I wear mine too Costco.

Black licorice.

I have a hypothesis.

Bitcoin has been down since it reached $109k in January, it’s currently at $82k.

When people pull money out of the stock market they have to put it somewhere, gold is always a big destination to invest that money. Gold futures is up 14% in the last six months.

How are the two connected? By this:

Bo Hines, the executive director of the President’s Council of Advisers on Digital Assets, suggested in an interview that the U.S. could capitalize on the gains from its gold holdings to purchase more Bitcoin.

Create uncertainty in the stock market and cryptocurrency, they deflate, wait for the price of gold to inflate, purchase deflated assets with inflated assets, and then flip them.

Trump rug pulled his cryptocurrency and Musk was forced to buy Twitter because of a poorly executed pump and dump of the stock.

There’s patterns here.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/white-house-says-gold-reserves-213421472.html

After pen testing a home network it becomes a novelty item.

Turning off TVs and opening Tesla charging ports is fun for a bit.

The best, though, is setting off the department alerts at Walgreens, there’s a lot that exist that the employees have never heard. When you trigger “help needed in the baby department” then watch the employee reactions it’s a fun time.

Beyond that, it’s a paperweight most days.

Very. I hope.