You’re right. There was a case with Special Counsel Jack Smith on his Jan. 6 actions but the charges did not including threatening the VP.

The Curse of Kazuo Umezu: Yokai Transformation Scene

it is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.

*trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.

Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.

well the irony’d be in it anyway

—holy iambs, volume 14

the vaultkeepers alliance misplacing the key is what makes this such an amazing onion, though you probably agree, and I guess “Cryptographers unveil backdoor to every key ever created after losing key” would be an even better onion

Radiohead—Amnesiac (especially the B-sides) Mr. Bungle—California ミラクルミュージカル—Hawaii: Part II (strongly related to Tally Hall, which is famous for their hit debut Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum) Brian Wilson Presents SMiLE (my preferred recording of this legendary unfinished album for its complete orchestration, but I very much get the argument that it just doesn’t sound right without the Beach Boys’ voices, so I also recommend giving the Dae Lime mix a try for its combination of original and deepfaked vocals)

is there any reason to suspect foul play with Swartz? his life was upended through facing the lawfare of “$1 million in fines, 35 years in prison, asset forfeiture, restitution, and supervised release” he could only get rid of by effectively renouncing his beliefs.

that is covered in the history books tho? it’s cited as the biggest fault of the johnson administration, the impetus for the war powers act, an entry point to introducing the topic of counterculture in the textbook (flower power, anti-war, peace sign, Kent State…), and the progenitor of distrust in the government, after all

Geoffrey Skelly, an analyst for Decision Desk HQ, responded on X: “If Kentucky had just remained part of Virginia in 1789, voters there could be voting for #VAGov right now. Their loss.”

The Louisville Democratic Party responded on X: “We are here for this energy. Kentucky, put our primary May 19, 2026 and Election Day, November 3, 2026 in your calendar for our next elections!”

Journalist Caitlin Huey-Burns wrote on X: “This is a good public service announcement.”

George Conway, a former Republican lawyer, responded: “There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy.”

is this seriously not the onion

nobody’s saying that SNAP is worse than nothing

i meant that the terminator freeze-frame mentioned is meant to depict a temperature way past boiling lol. carbon erupts into flame around 300°C iirc

fairly sure that’s wayyyy past boiling

you wouldn’t look like that, you’d just be really dead

the inclusion of nothing phone in the lineup makes me unsure what op is looking for so i just assumed they was looking for general phone recommendations lol

the xiaomi 17 pro is getting a lot of hype for its display on the back, and this is the company well known for emulating an apple feel quite well on android… and being Chinese

nothing phone: are you aware that the nothing phone 3 got rid of the glyph interface?

i’m surprised that the fediverse manifestation here has not recommended the fairphone yet

It made them showerthink about schools?

there isn’t worse‽

That’s just orthography; the letters and words didn’t exist, which is unrelated to whether the things they represent did. There was in fact a judge, a January, and a Julius Caesar in Rome.

I’m sorry, who the heck made the PRC stars white‽