My ex wife and I used to take a chess board everywhere, play in cafes, parks, restaurants, pubs. It was something to do when we had run out of stuff to say to each other. It was a conversation starter, people would come up and have a sticky, or ask us who’s winning. Some people would occasionally ask if they can play. It was nice. Until Queens Gambit was all the rage. Then people seemed to assume we were just following that trend, and there was a noticeable increase in people saying “Queens Gambit eh?” And we stopped taking the board out so much.

Don’t drink

They don’t have to be corpses.

We all carry trauma in our lives

These gritty movie reboots are finally starting to pay off!

Well, it’s a mixed bag. There are those who want to house the homeless, and there are those who want to house the homeless in tents made of landlord skins.

Lemmy is just the right amount of degenerate.

Pooing?

When you get your genocidal emperor from wish.com

The gators would get sick.

Punishment for an adult man doing this: Prison

Punishment for a 13 year old by doing this: Publish his browsing and search history in the school newsletter.

I need my FBI guy to know that I have clean clothes for work in the morning.

That’s dumb design.

This is oregano.

You get used to it, especially when nobody cares. Walking into a corner shop in nothing but shorts is pretty Sus in a city in winter, but if it’s a hot summer day and the corner shop is near the beach, it’s fine.

You don’t agree with this?

What is comedy?

Comedy is subjective

Shan’t not

Your time draws near.