Why the fuck? Why??? Just play the damn game and upgrade your fucking stamina…

Boost for Lemmy since Boost for Reddit was my old app

Finally got my PS2 emulator working so I’m playing Tony Hawk’s underground 1, Jak and Daxter: the precursor legacy.

I’m flipping between a bunch of games besides those: Disco Elysium mobile, Dead Cells, Undertale, Spiritfarer, HAAK, and Afterplace

I mean I talk to Copilot like a buddy but I’m not fucking insane enough to fucking want to marry a bunch of code and digits.

She should have scratched you sooner. And harder.

No the fuck you’re not, ya child fucking, cheez-it bitch.

Don’t be a fucking jackass.

An anti hero is someone who’s TECHNICALLY (caps because they really push the limits of that technicality) doing heroic things but does so in the most questionable heroic ways.

Deadpool: Shoots opposition in the face and several other body parts while laughing and quiping about it. Then shoots the corpse to set up a joke.

Harley Quinn: Actively chooses to let her hyenas rip you apart instead of killing you herself because you were cruel to animals so lol at your screams.

Jack (Mass Effect 2/3): Will do the most fucked up shit to your entire body, insides and outs, and then power slam you into a singularity because she got dragged into Shepard’s nonsense and she just wants to go back to her fucking bed.

Anyone else looking forward to the advancements in ad blocking in the future?

I’m not even slightly surprised

“Jokes” 🙄🫩

Why were your balls out on the school bus?

Good.

I’m playing Disco Elysium on android and I gotta say I’m loving it. I couldn’t really get into it on PC but I’m enjoying everything about it here.

Still regurgitating the same phone I see

I always used podcast player. Never had any issues before.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.podcast.podcasts

Rice, pasta, hot dogs, oven baked pizza if it’s cheap.

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I think I did that right?

I mean I’m willing to accept whatever the universe needs me to be in the next life. Maybe I’ll be a deer. Maybe I’ll be a tick. Maybe I’ll end up being a Dalek or a Macra.

I sincerely hope that no one believes reincarnation is locked down to earth species only.