… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

I just pretendo it’s Nintendo and it’s all goodo

As long as they don’t ask me to break my Duolingo streak it’s all good. I‘m scared of that owl

Don’t make me feel older than I actually am

Banking apps and having the card on the phone, those two are the only things keeping me from using a private OS

But those on the other hand work fine, probably for 4 more years if I assume correctly

There’s a difference between getting shamed or stoned for their work.

And the first one is something being stoned would make better, while the second one would get you stoned.

I know that. I don’t get annoyed by typos in internet comments, but when a news organization has a typo I hate that whole article. even if it’s just, a wrongly placed comma, or missing a capital letter.

Well, time to finally make my own collection to play

…which is the mostest stupidest thing ever

You know that the whole base game + the first expansion is completely free until you buy the first thing?

I buy most of my games used for cheaper than sales

But even in English - if you are completely gender neutral - “the human does not like its work in the office” is the same.

God I hate it when people call animals “they”. Like “the dog doesn’t like their squeaky toy” - it’s a dog! Call it “it”! “The dog doesn’t like its squeaky toy”

Rule #21 of the internet: everyone is a guy

Addition 1: every women is actually a guy

Addition 2: every kid is an 18+ guy

Addition 3: little girls are FBI Agents

This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.

Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅

Its GB/s! My external SSD is capable of 2GB/s and I get around 1.9~ish with my desktop and 1.7~ish with the Mac.

Wait I did the maths and it doesn’t look right

No no, it’s physically not possible more out of it (despite being advertised for 2 GB/s)