You go that way. I’ll go home.

I’m coming!

I’m coming!

I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

Technician A: “Here’s where the infant went through the windshield. Three points.”

Technician B: "The teenager’s braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good “anti-smoking” ad.

Technician A: "The father must’ve been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver’s seat with his polyester shirt? Very “modern art.”

“Thank you sir, may I have another!”

Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can’t stand any of 'em.

Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock…?

Well said. Can’t stand that guy.

What’s the power level of them big fuckin’ guns, anyway…?

Fuck. I weep for the species.

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…

…well SHIT.

How? Vlad gonna throw them…?

Sawed-off can’t elope.

Literally had someone saying that earlier today. Something along the lines of “you don’t become the richest person in the world without some competency.” Just ignore the fact he started on third base…

If i had a quarter for every time #3 happened to me, I’d have, like, 12¢.

Fair 'nuff