My mother-in-law was the president of the Kentucky Reba McIntire fan club, and my father-in-law ran security for her when she toured here.

They have all kinds of pictures with her, and she held my wife on her lap and played with her when she was a kid.

When my father-in-law died, she sent a giant peace plant to his funeral.

I jave a picture of me standing under Delicate Arch in Utah. I look so tiny next to that huge arch.

Yeah, that happens sometimes.

This is excellent advice.

Hopefully, my senator will die. I got nothing but a bottle of champagne waiting for the news.

I’ll take as many pigs with me as I can.

I haven’t noticed on Tubular.

Communism or socialism.

Honestly, capitalism.

The whole damn consume consume consume mindset. The idea that things are discarded instead of being repaired or properly recycled.

That’s true. I misread.

Still, it’s a really useful tool.

Fuck will always be there at least a few times as long as my favorite software package exists.

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

Probably not.

Yeah, I guarantee the people who collect it will also have a sizeable collection of nazi memorabilia too.

That degenerate is still around?

I always save Mordin. The Krogan deserve the genophage.

I look both ways before crossing a one-way street.

I’m not trying to be taken out by society’s lowest common denominator.

I had one growing up on a farm. We had to cut the large turds up so the septic system could handle them.

The Deccan Traps pumped out enough lava to cover the US a foot deep. Daily.

The dinosaurs were on the way out when the asteroid hit.

Technically, one clade of theropods lives on to this day though.

No, it was an asteroid impact and the eruption of the Deccan Traps.

Quite literally the opposite of an ice age.

I went the Pixel / GrapheneOS route earlier this year.

With google fuckibg around with drivers, I may go the open hardware route for my next phone.