Good news, everyone!

(Not really good news)

Why does it have three…? You know what, never mind.

Accepting your premise as true, it logically follows that god is in fact a shithead.

Wait, the OP pic isn’t that???

Unexpected Shadow Hearts mention in the wild.

Nice.

faint echoes of “I heard that!” in the distance

Now we should arm schools

LA schools melt some ice

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mechanically pre-digested

I can’t speak for your anatomy, but my digestion process doesn’t add milk and butter.

Mordor, probably.

It depends on how far north you are and whether you believe central Jersey exists.

The lower left map was clearly drawn by someone who thinks they’re New York, for example. It’s understandable that they don’t want Toms River, so they pawn it off as south Jersey. But actual south Jersey doesn’t want it either. Toms River basically proves that central Jersey exists.

Genius, pure genius.

We’ve been at “heightened threat environment” since at least ICE (and associated cosplayers) being unleashed on the American public.

I had a crush on Christine when I was like 7. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

is no longer an audience member for anything Nickelodeon-related

But none of them are cute anime kids. Zero stars, do not recommend.

Come on now, it’s not like he’s made of money.