Huh?

Bloody f&cking hell

Ok what the hell is going on? I know the American government has “shutdown” before but don’t Trump’s party have a majority in both houses of congress? What’s in the way of them doing…whatever it is they want to do?

Intersex?

Car owners everywhere wish for this

You’re lucky! I can’t even sleep through my own damn thoughts

Write that down! Write that down!

If I had to guess, it’s because they were written by different people at different times.

Again or still?

Oh it’s a private equity firm

“What colour should we paint this wall?”

“[REDACTED]”

Me on mobile: Huh, interesting…

Bloody parasites

Crap, and here I thought they were doing a good thing

The cat gets their own binder silly!

I mean I’ll.try but I am not confident in myself here

Yes, but so should water, electricity, healthcare etc, so it doesn’t look like that’s happening

Oh

Nothing. There is no hope.

Local - I guess they’re doing ok? I don’t hear much about them but the sewer system and roads are working so they have to be doing something right.

National - I’m fatigued with them. I barely have any energy left to care what these useless cunts get up to.