Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.

Mmmm luau time! Poor piggies.

None of your business what I do with them!

And you thought Zika skeeters were spicy!

Oh totally, it is big for a dust devil, but that’s all it is.

Here it comes is the last shit he says before it hits in the video.

Is this the original tracking software that can target things as small as drones?

“anti-trump republican, what a joke”

Also true. We’re talking about 2 separate flooding events. One in the black sea region, and another in Montana. As well as several other major historical floods around the world, and yes, Christians use that to account for one world flood, but the much more likely answer is that this was fairly common as the ice age ended. And we can see that it has been fairly common. As the icedams broke that held back huge amounts of water, it tended to wipe out anything and everything in the area, and people would talk about it for generations.

Coincidentally, my kid would not.

See this is ridiculous to me, because I need the baby more than I need any of that shit. I get that accidents happen, and parent brain is weird, lack of sleep and all that. But it’s a lot easier to notice a car seat and baby not weighing down my arm, than it’s slightly more comfortable without my wallet.

“distracted driving is… Blah blah blah, yes I accept! Now get the fuck off my screen so I can choose between Rammstein and Tool.”

My mom wasn’t strong enough to beat me and I quickly got bigger than my step-dad, but the psychological and mental abuse was there. And now she questions why it don’t let her hang out with my son alone and will abruptly leave with him when I get even a whiff of it.

Edit: forgot my point, but yes, I too became a master liar.

What’s there to fix?

Eskimo bros?

Too old to govern his own house. Let alone anybody else. I will die a happy man knowing I put my 6.5" in his granddaughters ass.

That kind of evil never dies. He’s a very calm, insidious type of evil. Not the rage-filled kind like trump. Hell outlive your kids, while a painting gets older and older.

15 years ago I fucked his granddaughter in the ass while she was dressed as “pokeahotass”. I would love to tell him that story to his face. Fuck that guy. What kind of psychopath is so hell bent on screwing the country that he refuses to retire and relax?

If it makes money, then it works. Not everything has to milk us dry.

Or any kind of war.