

Exposing your junk to a bush in the back corner of a lot used by a school district for storage will get you on a sex offender registry, so I fully expect these Fuckwads to be slapped with sex offender charges, put on the registry, and branded as child molesters for the rest of their lives.
“You don’t actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?”