The satire was the Enron relaunch. The pie in the face of the CEO was genuine.

Was he pied by Bernie Sanders?

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

They don’t want to stop kids having sex. They want to stop them having safe sex. More stupid consumers to buy stuff. More child labor. They’re trying to kill public education, public health (ACA), and other social benefit programs. They want us stupid and dependant on the wealthy for absolutely everything.

1000 black tomahawks of FREEDOM

Sorry friend. I know that feeling. I wish there was a better solution to your headphone dilemma.

The point is, we don’t know what kind of headphones or what kind of source OP is using.

First, you’re going to have to define what poor sound means to you. Modding your closed back headphones to add more speakers isn’t going to make them sound better, but probably worse.

The best way to get better sound is to replace your headphones with better headphones, or to use a better source when playing music. Even better headphones aren’t going to improve the quality of music if you’re playing lossy Mp3s.

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is https://1337x.to/

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.

Propagandists gonna propaganda

Yep. Mutually Assured Destruction.

Some countries will use the threat of nuclear war to get what they want. But what they want often involves still being alive afterwards. Putin, like the rest of the leaders of countries with nuclear arms, knows that a nuclear strike demands a nuclear response. There is no other option and unfortunately the whole world suffers as a result.

Lol got em!

Epic use of a LOTR quote!

Need a magnet on the end of the rope

Cheers!

Thank you for the correction!

You have a fair point there.

Since in OPs hypothetical they specified the Jan 9 date and that Biden had been elected, I misspoke.

Neither have been elected yet. The Democrat and Republican parties would both nominate new candidates for president and then people would vote on them.

If you’re talking about after they’ve been elected then the vice president takes over as president, followed by the speaker of the house if the vice president is incapacitated.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession#:~:text=The order of succession specifies,of the Senate%2C and then

The COVID vaccine was commercialized now, so they can charge for it. I don’t know when that takes effect or if there are other ways to get it free, like through a voucher or manufacturers coupon. I hope hospital networks and similar are just eating the cost and giving them out.

Why did Boeing do this? /s