That’s a newspaper headline in a clickbait world.

I hope you keep that promise for the rest of your life.

He traded a liability for an asset. Distanced X from his personal assets (Tesla stock) used as collateral. xAI now has massive amounts of debt and Elon just owns the company that owns it.

Hanlon’s razor. He’s obviously referring to himself lol.

Taking a fat shit in a public restroom. No reason to be shy about it. Everyones gotta go sometimes.