“Hamas bakeries. They were baking bombs.”

-At least 3 Israeli officials next week, probably.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Wotc used to be a good company. Now they’re just hasbros golden goose and they’re squeezing as many eggs out as they can.

Hmm, I haven’t kept up with casualty rates, but this will buy him another 8-9 months if I had to guess?

Ground beef and gravy over mashed potatoes. Simple and delicious. Open a cam of beans and you got a meal. Alternatively, ground beef and teriyaki sauce over rice.

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Why is it impossible for a squadron of F-22s to defeat a squadron of SU-57s?

Russia would have to actually build a squadron first

I think Ukraine scored kills on one or two t-14s in the first year before Russia realized their mistake. I’ll have to double check though.

Russia has been coasting on old Soviet stock for a while. Most of their modern t-90s and t-14s have been exploded. They’ve been sending mothballs tanks and apcs to the front for years now. Last year a good deal of frontline troops were using unarmored Chinese golf carts to move around. They never had the manufacturing capability to keep modernized armor at the front, and it is costing russian lives

They have a pretty good track record of success.

I mean, it wouldn’t do to advertise failed attempts. And honestly, even if this was a failed Ukrainian assassination attempt, the fact that they legit blew putin’s limo up is kind of huge.

Honestly I though putin already spent 90% of his time in a bitch bunker. Ukraine has already demonstrated the capability of striking Moscow and beyond, long ago, several times over.

You jerk it to blacked, don’t you?

I know emrakul was inspired by jellies so we’re going full circle, but the left one has big emrakul vibes.

it was falling that hurt her

Is that not a direct and normal consequence of being tazed?

Tazers and other less lethal means can still kill, and old people are fragile as hell. If you tazed 100 95 year olds I would bet money on more than half of them dying directly or shortly thereafter.

Cocksuckers at least provide a service. Spez just services himself.

Inb4 Nintendo sues them

Special shitting operation.

How do you feel about Stalin?

True, but I think the SPY puts did that first.

Say what you will, I’ll let my portfolio do the talking.

What does -$10,000 say?