“Forth the Three Hunters!”

Waiting for Pussolini to send the National Guard to city hall, to depose the mayor and council.

Except in the United States, where it will be $1500 a dose.

They’re expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Uh, guys, isn’t fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

Not gonna happen. You wanted a king, you’ve got one, and World War III to go with him.

He’s king. He can do what he wants.

“Ghina makes the best phones, the most bigly! And we totally won’t harvest your data! Believe me.”

Once again, MAGA dumbshits will spend money on this, then the service will go south, leaving them with worthless phones you can’t jailbreak.

Ya gotta remember. Shitgibbon’s grifts target the same people who send their disability checks to TV preachers.

Now that’s Fascist efficiency in action.

Hey TACO Boy, for your next trick will you make the trains run on time?

Does the phone’s browser filter out everything but MAGA content?

They couldn’t pay me.

Tough life there, Bro.

Definitely Road Runner.

As for a rare one, Lost In Space. My spoiled brother had to have Batman, every week.

Like walking from a free society into a police state. Micromanagement, hidden rules that you were expected to know and obey, a culture of informants.

I don’t think he ever quite readjusted to civilian life after his time in World War II. He talked of it constantly, watched documentaries and war pictures.

It’s from a radio production suite, sold to smalltime broadcasters. One crummy little daytimer I worked for used that very one.

ABC didn’t report the pathetically tiny crowd. More bigly tiny than Dear Leader’s little T. rex hands.

Reddit wants ad clicks, not community. They don’t want anyone participating too much, particularly if the algorithm says they don’t scroll constantly and see ads.

One of my cats is in my lap right now. The other is tripping balls on organic catnip.