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10 hours agoHe hasn’t shot any migrants from his window in the morning. Maybe shoot migrants from your window? I don’t known, that’s the part I remember most about Schindler’s list.
That could boost sales right?
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3·10 hours ago“A vaccine with no green paint will never straighten its leaves.”
solution that lacks vitality or authenticity can’t truly heal or nurture life. Or, you can’t fix organic problems with lifeless tools.
“The one who lives thinking of fruit in Uranus will never eat a banana.”
If you’re too obsessed with absurd or far-off ideas, you’ll miss what’s right in front of you.
A binary dog will never pee you virtual bananas.
A purely logical or programmed entity (like AI) will never give you true absurdity, spontaneity, or joyfully irrational experiences (the “virtual bananas”).
“AI cannot peel the cat down to the dog’s bark”
AI can’t reduce complex, chaotic, or nuanced things (like a cat) into something simple or binary (like a dog’s bark).
“three horses, one carrot, a slice at a time or live in purple sauce”
When many want the same reward, it must be shared slowly—or chaos/absurdity ensues.
AI catalytic converter technology!
The Trump administration just yesterday stopped a long running data gathering effort to study women’s medical needs as they age. Decades of valuable information, blood samples interviews etc.
Fuck women right? Grab them by the pussy!
But not my daughter or my sister or my nieces or my mom. My sister in law might be interested though and her friend too, but that’s a whole nother story.
93·1 day agoAsk? Nah! Grab a bat! This is your computer! Find the fucker and fuck’em up! Give him a taste of hi…oh dude! Not the eye balls! C’mon that’s too muc…that’s a knife! What are you doing! Oh shit! No! C’mon! Not the ball. Oh the entire thing!!! Oh put it in a ziplo…no! Not there! Oh my Jimmy Johnson! My holy jebus! I’m outta here! I don’t know you! Don’t call me!
Probably agreed to blood samples instead.
1·2 days agoIntroducing the all new 2025 all electric Tesla boring machine. Yes! Its boring! Remember the old oil fields with their tiny 2" holes? How about you drive your car down there and bring up a load of oil? That’s right! 20’ wide oil tunnel technology is here!
7·2 days agoGo to all the Republican party conventions and give everyone a warm handshake.
That’s for everyone’s benefit. Me, I would just go grab levels and stack them in a box.
…not touch my…shit I touched it, didn’t I?
What would be more awesome? Walking on water? Or flying thru a lake at ludicrous speeds on a jet? Or same but on a jetpack? Or same but at 30,000feet on a Boeing flying machine?
Also imagine a Boeing plane sitting on 30,000 feet? Why!!!
You can just download a house now:
Change to Linux boot loader grub and two disks… Your old piece of shit disk for windows. The good stuff for Linux. Never look back… Unless your aunty needs help getting another virus or whatever windows offers.
Here’s an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!
Requirements… Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.
Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work…are you guys a business? Nope, we’re all married!
Look at the shade of their head. These people had hair. Without hair its easy to think they are typical American gang members with shaved heads. But look at the tan-less skin. They had hair and they were shaved to prevent lice but also to remove their personality. Look at some with glasses. Gang members often hate people with glasses because those people often have more money to pay for glasses.
Well hurry up!