Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group. So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it come for you.

Garlic factory owners hate this one simple trick.

“You guys! It’s for research, you guys! C’mon, you guys! Jesus really needed me to do this important research, you guys!”

Quit cheating or split up. It’s not complicated.

Oh. Well that’s a… drag.

I’ll see myself out.

It’s because we know you’re a robot.

Banned Redditors? 🫠

No shit? Does he think we don’t know that?

3.5% of passengers getting sick really isn’t that bad, considering the close quarters. Could have gone a lot worse.

I didn’t even know he was sick.

Cool. Thanks :)

What’s more high stakes than a complicated cupcake order?

What’s considered a temporary email? How do they know?

Nah. An image of government ID. “But we don’t need your information, just confirmation of age” 🫠 forget that.

Oh yeah, this is for my in-laws. This is peak boomer tech right here.