They dip their fries in mayo over there and put it on hot dogs, gotta get the big jars for that.

You can also pulverize them into powder after drying them and make your own sports drink mix!

People who argue that toilet paper should only go over the front and not over the back have never had a cat that likes to unroll it.

Is he part Chihuahua?

And then forget in 5 minutes cause I was in the shower.