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The only time I edge is when the porn’s really good.

They know what they did!

He goes to to opposite of what’s happening, when Texas was freezing he went to a hot place, so, if Texas is flooding, he’s going to Dubai.

Dumbass.

This dudes son.

Thankyou.

The cookie monster?

Try and find where my invisible friend went then hang out with them again.

Shit.

There’s more chance of someone pissing on them than them going rusty.

That’s not a cat, that’s an Eldritch horror.

If you have a cat in your house: Yes.

If you don’t have a cat in your house: No.

And how well do they deal with constantly being pissed on by drunk people?

His pupil is just a bunch of dudes in a line having a good time.

Sadam Hussein storage unit.

The best way to celebrate his birthday is to forget it exists, like him.

“ThE dIsTiNcTiOn DoEsN’t EvEn TrAnSlAtE tO vErBaL cOmMuNiCaTiOn”

Deep Throat 2: Balls Deep

This is gonna be one hell of a chapter to read in a history book.