“The new trend ‘Vibe Governing’ is sweeping the nation as lawmakers just ask racist AIs with no knowledge of the bills they’re actually writing”

I think OP meant irony. The irony that we’re at a point where zionist/imperialist militaries are communicating on a nazi-owned platform using stolen AI art styles about war when the style was developed by someone vehemently against war/imperialism in their creations. The irony is palpable on each and every level.

I’m unsure if this is also an April fools joke

Yup. Like having to re-break and reset a bone that didn’t set correctly. Technically it healed, but it healed in the warped way it was left, and to bring it back to normal you basically have to walk it through its trauma again and let it heal the correct way.

Oh wait, the “Department of Grift Everyone” is doing exactly that?

Lol I’m glad at least a few people did, granted if you search imperial classic florida fit you just get hitman, so

I’ve since edited my comment for additional clarity

Ak-47s for everyone, you say?

Edit: since very few people got this reference, these are some of the watches of the character Agent 47, implying that her death is planned considering they are mentioning an exact day when it occurs

Yeah with their recent grant it looks like it’s the next priority, that will be pretty neat:

https://floss.social/@forgefed/114002790388336170

While the US pledged limited assistance

Wonder what that fucking heinous signal conversation looked like

I love this idea that while 60% of the country is living paycheck to paycheck “everyone should be making money” like everyone has money to invest. We are well and truly fucked

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak

Also maybe if it was just her. But big artists like her write their music with a huge team. In this case:

• Dua Lipa
• Clarence Coffee Jr
• Sarah Hudson
• Stephen Kozmeniuk, known professionally as Koz
• Jonathan Lyndale known professionally as DaBaby

Are all listed as songwriters on this track, so the idea that nobody involved had heard Live Your Life is pretty unlikely

I think we need to branch out from just Nintendo. I like the idea of Spyro showing up to the party

lol who the fuck downvoted this. This is objectively a good thing in pretty much any way you spin it

It’s just the evolution of what was colonialism, and before that, feudalism. These people want to be kings of territory, with ownership of all resources, charging people a tax for harvesting resources on their property and paying them a pittance to survive and do so. It’s the direct path into hyper-capitalism, of “everyone not in a very exclusive club rents their life and everything in it, in order for the wealthy to gain more wealth.”

lol the title of the article is “Passenger horrified”

Then the article:

“It was a handwritten note complimenting my hair at length … and [a] $100 bill,” exclaimed the flabbergasted gal.

However, the passenger explained in a follow-up post how she didn’t find it creepy because her mile-high admirer “didn’t leave a number and there was clearly no expectation or hope that we would interact again.”

Apparently it’s fine to do weird shit as long as there’s money involved

Yeah tbh I couldn’t find an image that shows just how much dominance they have purely by separate parent org. But if sprite, Diet Coke, and coke are all so much higher than Dr Pepper and Pepsi, it should give some idea