Look at how fuzzy she is! 😍

Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.

Short bus has been a thing for a long while.

She’s getting so big! 🤍

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Shirling

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍

One doþ wonder

FTFY

Maybe it’s the Pandorica

Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

More for me!

Seriously if it weren’t so unhealthy I’d have pork roll every single day.

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Classic Wormantha.