nocturne
I don’t do drugs. I am drugs. --Salvador Dalí
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nocturne@piefed.socialto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Parents of Lemmy, would you have your kids keep the bedroom door open when the gender they were attracted to comes over?English386·21 days agoIt’s not exactly relevant to the original question, but is to your response … My mom always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you’re doing them right.”
Was that her policy on sex too?
Edit: a lot of people without a sense of humor in this thread.
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nocturne@piefed.socialto Games@lemmy.world•Four wheels good, two wheels bad: why are there no exciting cycling games?English3·27 days agoI was so excited when this came out on Wii! I need to set my Wii up again play it more.
I never had an NES as a kid, but my best friend did, and we spent hours playing excite bike. It was such a great game.
nocturne@piefed.socialto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•New rumor suggests Valve's Steam Deck 2 is much further away than we thoughtEnglish6·27 days agoI upgraded my 512gb to 2tb for $144.
nocturne@piefed.socialto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•Gaming handheld prices are out of control, except for the Steam DeckEnglish11·1 month agoI have a gaming pc monitor, keyboard, and trackball (no reason to debase myself and use a mouse) all on my Steam deck. And if I want to take my Steam deck with me to work, I can do that too.
nocturne@piefed.socialto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•First human case of flesh-eating screwworm parasite detected in the U.S., HHS confirmsEnglish51·1 month agoI would not be surprised if it was RFKJR or his family.
nocturne@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?English8·1 month agoThe cremains came in a bag inside of a box made of corrugated plastic. His mother and I split the cremains in the parking lot of a seedy motel. My half went into a big gulp or similar cup until I got them into his water bottle (it is a nice metal one, not like a plastic disposable bottle).
nocturne@piefed.socialto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•in what proportions do you mix beer (pale lager) and apple juice?English4·1 month agoStep one: pour beer down the drain
Step two: enjoy some apple juice
Step three: have a huge glass of water
nocturne@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?English62·1 month agoMy son is in his water bottle. Never bought an urn from the crematorium.
nocturne@piefed.socialto Linux@lemmy.ml•7 years later, Valve's Proton has been an incredible game-changer for LinuxEnglish3·1 month agoXenial
nocturne@piefed.socialto Linux@lemmy.ml•7 years later, Valve's Proton has been an incredible game-changer for LinuxEnglish7·1 month agoI have a kid that was born in 99, every year i am reminded how’s long ago it was.
The chonky kitty was existing on a diet of cookies and soup when his pudgy plight was discovered, Newsflash reported.
It’s believed that hospital staff enjoyed feeding him to the point where things went more than a little overboard.
“Kroshik’s story is an extremely rare case when someone loved a cat so much that they fed him to such a state,” a spokesperson for the Matroskin Shelter in Prem explained.
nocturne@piefed.socialto Cooking @lemmy.world•[QUESTION SOLVED] can i use ayran as a subtitution for buttermilk?English121·1 month agoIn the states Buttermilk is usually substituted with milk with added acid, typically lemon juice.
nocturne@piefed.socialto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•[Discussion] What's something that has improved your Deck experience?English6·1 month agoMechanical keyboard, trackball, and docking station
nocturne@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What should be the ONE universal controller layout that everyone would agree on?English7·1 month agoMr fancy pants over here with his two buttons
nocturne@piefed.socialto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Secretive situationship with a guy who has history with my friend - please help me out friends!English4·1 month agoWas there a question?
nocturne@piefed.socialto News@lemmy.world•She ate a poppy seed salad. Child services took her baby.English105·2 months agoFresh out of high school I got a job working in the same grocery store as my then girlfriend (now wife), i had to take a drug test to finish the hiring process. I stopped at the grocery store to grab the paperwork and as I walked past the bakery they had fresh poppy seed bagels, my absolute favorite. I grabbed one and then went the next morning for my drug test, failed for opiates.
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