If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it

I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Fortha Bartha

Nice

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

It amazes me that they have street cleaners at all. That city is nasty as hell.

Wouldn’t be the first time New Orleans has ignored engineering reports

And a mall ninja sword

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.

And Chicago, and New York, and…

The downvote is from someone who doesn’t understand floating point notation