I’ll be honest; didn’t expect that from Alaska but then again they’re sorta up there on their own, doing whatever…
Good though. Good. Maybe when the West Coast secedes and founds its own (superior!) country, well let Alaska join us. Maybe.
Germany, no…
Maybe if us west coasters make life a living hell for Shitler, he’ll sell us to Canada. Just tell him it’s a good business deal. He’s so dumb he might just do it.
Please, Canada! WA and OR would make a lovely drive on your way to CA! We know they’re the big prize but take us too! 😭
Good god he is so freaking stupid I can’t even…