I need a cat called Opium. For, for no reason…

“Jesus… when you say ‘get me off this fucking cross, so help me God’… is that a test? Or should we actually get you off the cross?”

( More ranting and screaming and moaning )

The disciples nod wisely at their leader’s self-sacrifice for… their sins maybe? And he will always be immortal in their hearts, because they’ve already eaten him or something.

The disciples go home, wiser and holier and warily eyeing each other in confirmation of the deeper meaning behind their saviour’s last words: “Guys, please, I’m not fucking around, get me down, please, I’m so fucking thirsty… Jesus fucking christ”

Capybaras eat juicy green plants

Ah cheers, found it - game where people kick each other in the groin

Rochambeaued

Hah exactly!
*wikipedia’s that term, finds some French general, nothing significant about his death*
Yeah, good reference!

Grapes of Wrath Car Freshener.

I analysed the panel using lasso regression to fit a subset of setups to expected punchlines, using both short and long lambdas, and this post came up short.

Gesundheit

Little Greg Spider
Slept on a cider,
Dreaming of flies and babes.

Along came a man,
Who bit off half his can,
And now Greg files taxes for a wage.

Using the sniper rifle in CyberPunk and watching the car traffic become 2D shadow puppets.

That’s when you really realise just how polished a game GTAV was in comparison. The game is terribly boring after a while, but not once do they break the immersion.

Cyberpunk is terribly interesting, but the immersion gets broken a few times like this.

All powered by a nuclear reactor that produces steam

KEEP CALM  
AND LOVE THE   
PATRIARCHY
OR ELSE

throws fistfulls of investor cash
“A fast one damn you!”