Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
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I don’t think I wanna know
Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
Starving, because I couldn’t remember where I hid my nuts.
It finally caught up to me
The fucking Russians, of course.
Oh god
Morti means “of death” in Latin. I guess I’m going to die of death…
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that’s a vibe killer now, because it doesn’t feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
I’m not sure I want to know…
