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unlawfulbooger@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

On this deserted island I could use some help()

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On this deserted island I could use some help()

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unlawfulbooger@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Just once I want '1' + '2' to equal '3'. Is that so much to ask?

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      You want to remove the string concatenation operator? Cause that’ll do it

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        I think every language needs a please operator, which acts to enforce human expectation of a statement:

        '1'  + '1'            ## evaluates to '11'
        please '1' + '1' ## evaluates to '2'
        
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          I kinda like that

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      Yes. Yes it is.

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