Why YSK: there are times when you need to not be stinky. A multi-day outing with friends staying in one house comes to mind. Taking bismuth subgallate will make even your vilest poops and farts smell like absolutely nothing. In the US, it’s FDA approved for that purpose and comes in chewable tablets.
But that takes all the fun out of crop dusting my roommates and coworkers.
I save my cropdusting for the jerks that shop at Walmart. Clear the aisle and shop in peace!