I have occasional bathroom issues caused by food sensitivities (damn your delicious yet toxic nature, nacho cheese).
These bathroom issues involves pooping a bunch of times in one day. The frequent pooping and wiping severely irritate my poor butthole, aggravating hemorrhoids and anal fissures.
I know lots of people around here swear by the miracle of bidets, but before I start shopping around, I’m wondering if there are any naysayers out there who just don’t like bidets, along with why that’s the case.
Bonus question: how do I use a bidet? Most of the instructions I’ve found are a bit delicate about the details. Anyone want to give me a detailed description of how and what to do?
My swollen, bloody anus thanks you.
It’s really not any different than washing off mud from your skin.
Also, before we got old enough to do it ourselves, our moms used to rinse our butts after we had finished pooping.
I know. I logically do. I get it. BUT there is a huge mental block for me on that one.
FWIW I wasn’t trying to be rude, or an asshole.