I have occasional bathroom issues caused by food sensitivities (damn your delicious yet toxic nature, nacho cheese).

These bathroom issues involves pooping a bunch of times in one day. The frequent pooping and wiping severely irritate my poor butthole, aggravating hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

I know lots of people around here swear by the miracle of bidets, but before I start shopping around, I’m wondering if there are any naysayers out there who just don’t like bidets, along with why that’s the case.

Bonus question: how do I use a bidet? Most of the instructions I’ve found are a bit delicate about the details. Anyone want to give me a detailed description of how and what to do?

My swollen, bloody anus thanks you.

  • s_s@lemmy.one
    16·
    1 year ago

    how do I use a bidet?

    1. After pooping, you continue to sit on the toilet.

    2. You turn the knob on the bidet handle.

    3. The stream sprays the shit flecks off your asshole, they go down into toilet.

    4. Then you use a tiny portion of the TP you are accustomed to use to dry the whole situation.