Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27 months agoDid you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·7 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoIt’s why horses are measured by hands
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands