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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon learns a fact about cars

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Anon learns a fact about cars

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    drive backwards

    gas tank refills itself

    Problem, oil companies?

  • YungOnions@sh.itjust.works
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    On today’s episode of ‘Bullshit that Never Happened’.

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    This says a lot about the state of the education system of wherever OP is.

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      You just know it was the US

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      Agreed, special education should be a lot better

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      I knew that isn’t how they worked, but I didn’t learn about how engines work until I was 26 by watching YouTube videos. America is fucked

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        suck squeeze bang blow to simplify

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    I mean space rockets at least work that way…

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    Hold up guys, I need to call my mechanic and get new afterburners installed on my car.

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    It’s not his fault that he was driving a rocket car up to that point.

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