Serves her right for saying “Ni”
Should’ve brought a shrubbery.
I thought we were supposed to bring a herring? It was a fish right? Fuck did I bring the wrong fish again? These assholes won’t let me get through the forest to sell my fruit at the market and the amount of fetchquests they have sent me on is reallly starting to drive me crazy.
You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.
She’s the Knight who said Ni, of course that’s what she said.
Holy shit that armor and poleaxe are shockingly historically accurate.
Talk about going the extra mile!
Except the woman inside.
Well, there was that one time…
There was indeed that one time.
What was the second time?
There was Caterina Sforza, who personally took Castel Sant’Angelo in Rome and held up a Vatican conclave.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterina_Sforza
To be fair she might not have been wearing armor at the time on account of being seven months pregnant when taking the fortress.
Ok, now name ten thousand male knights in armor.
Are you really doing the “oh, so you like Beyblade? Name every character from the animated series” kind of knowledge quiz? Come on, bud. I know you can be better than that.
Gee, hun, why don’t you take it with the management, huh! wink
Fucking sexist AND hypocritical piece of shit.
Here’s an index of European noble houses, which includes knights alongside other members of the nobility.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:European_noble_families
Neat! How many of those are women in medieval armor?
Just, you know, women were not eligible for knighthood throughout medieval times.
Is this you arguing that female knights were as common as male knights? I’m just checking what we’re arguing here exactly.
If so, how many female warriors at all took part in:
A) The Napoleonic wars
B) Alexander the Great’s conquest
C) The Battle of Kadesh
Are we arguing that women were always as violent as men and were never excluded or subsumed in society since the dawn of literally “man”? Is that what we’re doing?
Wine, pizza, and hanging out in comfy pajamas? That would get anyone.
THE CUDDLIES! GIVE THEM!
There are days when they could probably drown me for a good game of Mario Kart.
But how does it protect her breasts if they’re not greatly accentuated by the armor? Surely decades of fantasy artwork haven’t been lying to us.
