“I’m whoever you want me to be, sweetheart” smoker’s cough
“I’m Ronnie fucking Pickering”
Who’s that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
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Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
Who’s asking?
Who’s asking?
“I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking “venture forth”.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
“Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
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I am Sancho!
I’m you, but stronger
My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or…
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.
